December 2010
181 posts
“Never give nor earn thou shame.”
– Carmina Gadelica
Qwopping. It's tough. →
“psychological romantic thrillers with freudian undercurrents always get me”
– Jessie
me too, babe. me too.
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This year, after opening presents,
my very white family sang “If you are happy and you know it clap your hands” to celebrate.
Griphook and Flitwick are played by the same...
Does this bother anyone else?
Last night I had a dream
in which Stacy and Clinton had decided the progress they were making on the nation’s fashion advancement was just too slow when confined to “What Not To Wear”
So they escalated their fashion agenda from resistant (active) to assaultive (bodily harm). They used guerrilla wardrobe intervention tactics to correct the especially offensive fashion faux-pas’s of the Jersey...
http://www.republicansforrape.org/ →
sheshalf:
Below is the list of thirty legislators who were brave enough to stand up in defense of rape and vote against Senator Al Franken’s anti-rape amendment to the 2010 Defense Appropriations bill. We applaud these courageous men! Roll over the portraits with your mouse to see the Senator’s phone number, or click on a portrait to visit the Senator’s contact page. We encourage you to...
“You’ll do fine. People have phenomenal capacity.”
– President Bartlet
Food porn, daily. →
My summer in Bozeman was wasted →
“When you say a prayer, and God doesn’t answer, it’s because he told...”
– 50 Cent.
Oh, 50!
Similar to the Palestinian government,
I procrastinated instead of giving the Israeli-Palestinian peace process the attention and time it requires (though, my procrastination lasted 7 days… instead of 7 months).
The only wisdom I have taken out of this course is that if President Abbas had the amount of Ritalin I did, he too could have created a viable path to peace in a single day.
psychotropicpolitics asked: HEY HI HELLO thanks for your participation in that blog that i blog for! just so you know, there is a message sitting in our inbox right now that says "<==================3This is a penis.Why do you hate it so much?" so when we get actual input, it's very nice.
“You are drunk Sir Winston, disgustingly drunk.”
“Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock, are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill, will be sober.”
Oh zing.
Smack down from psychotropicpolitics
The most feared feminist on the web!
gildingthelily asked: What is the link to your other blog? I miss you, et cetera, snappy mallidays.
Snooki's new novel!
It’s a summer to remember … at the Jersey Shore. Giovanna “Gia” Spumanti and her cousin Isabella “Bella” Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer ever. While they couldn’t be more different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken party girl and Bella is a tall, slender athlete who always holds her tongue—for the next month they’re ready to pouf up their hair, put on their stilettos, and...
Sorry, what?!
“According to federal data, someone who is 65 has around a 25% chance of living to 90 and nearly a 10% chance of living to 95. For women the figures are even higher.” - WSJ
I see that the Wall Street Journal does not include women in their definition of the word “someone.” Glad we cleared that one up.
I’m really glad these idiots are going to die a bit before...
In other news: DREAM Act Failed Today →
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kalemason:
rosietherioter:
On a 55-to-41 vote, the Senate on Saturday failed to proceed on a bill that would have provided a path to citizenship for young people who were brought to the country illegally as children.
The measure would have granted citizenship to undocumented immigrants who were under the age of 16 when they were brought to the United States by their parents,...
Dear Class Dean,
Before emailing me and explaining in threatening tones that I have a credit shortage (of 1 credit!) and that I need to take immediate action to rectify the situation or else I will not be able to register for spring courses (which we did a month ago…), you should probably check to see what I am registered for. Try a 1 credit J-term course (blam, credit shortage fixed) and 20 credits for the...